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when I lock eyes and look into the soul of a silk moth what do I see? a bundle of multicellular life? the kaleidoscope reflection of the retina? nothing? the DVD screensaver logo bouncing around? the genuine peak of evolution of the Bombyx Mori?
"Time crumbles things; everything grows old and is forgotten under the power of time"
– '''Aristotle'''


A crash course in Space Station 13's history.
i had silk moths once, you know?
Sources are listed below any relevant sections.
i have no idea what kind of genetic mutations I’ve been unknowingly instilling and engineering inside of my silk moths


== Paleolithic Times - 1995 ==
remember that guy who said that all my silk moths were a bunch of genetic dead ends? that was only the first month I had the moths, I don’t think he’ll be saying the same thing if he ever finds out about this


BYOND began in 1994, when Dan Bradley approached Tom Hehre with the idea of creating an online multiplayer dungeon crawler game (think of it like Diablo) from scratch. The next year, in 1995, the two now graduated college students formed a company known as "Dantom International" (Dan + Tom = Dantom) to develop this game. However, as the scope of the game became more and more complex, they realized they would never be able to achieve their original goal and decided to repurpose their project into a game making suite, essentially to allow others to finish the game for them. This game builder was given the name "DUNG", an acronym for "Dantom's Universal Network Game", which can be interpreted as either a clever shortening of "dungeon", a poop joke, both, or neither.
the first winter I had them I left the window open on a cold night and all the moths froze to death


* https://web.archive.org/web/19981206132241/http://www.dantom.com/
dead silk moths are really fat, especially considering how many of them I had, I filled half the trash bag with moth corpses before I was done


Much like today's BYOND, it used a special programming language called "DM", presumably as in "Dungeon Master". Originally, DM was a system for creating spells in the MUD Dan and Tom were initially developing. However, it grew so incredibly complex that it started becoming the game's very own proprietary programming language, prompting Dan and Tom to switch to developing a game engine.
you think the moths are done with me? I thought so too but I was wrong, man I was wrong, this first winter was not the end, it was not even the beginning of the end, it was only the end of the beginning


Also like modern BYOND, DUNG was intended as a quick and easy way for programmers to quickly and easily create online graphical games without having to deal with networking or graphical interface creation code. Quoted below:
when I threw the moth corpses out, the eggs must have been in hibernation, I think the eggs used the moth corpses themselves as insulation, a couple months later in the spring some of the silk worms made their way into my shed with the mulberry saplings and sure enough they grew up to become silk moths


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a surprise, to be sure, I almost thought I was rid of them, this genetic line of silk moths had grown themselves so fat that their organs literally didn’t fit inside their body, they looked like Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s heart during his standard medical checkup at the Coolidge Naval Hospital on April 1945
DUNG is not revolutionary in providing this technology; networked graphical games have existed for quite some time now. Until now, however, creating such a game required a large amount of programming knowledge, especially in the frustrating field of networks and graphical interfaces. How many creative game ideas were abandoned because the otherwise capable programmer became overwhelmed with the [intricacies] of the interface? Many, to be sure. The advantage of DUNG is that these elements are automatically handled for you. You can design simple DUNG worlds, such as graphical chat servers, in a matter of minutes. And if you are interested in making more complex worlds, you can use the powerful DUNG language, DM to complete the task much more readily than with a traditional language.  [https://web.archive.org/web/19981205093403/http://dantom.com/dung/over.html]
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Once again much like today's BYOND, usernames were called "keys", fitting into the vague dungeon-crawler metaphor. Interestingly, users were granted a key for only a limited amount of time. If someone wanted to keep their key permanently, they had to participate in the testing for DUNG, create and make games, and submit them to a particular Dantom-related email. If the Dantom team liked their creations, the team would grant the user the privilege of permanently keeping their key, and possibly other perks, including advertising and even hosting their games.
needless to say, the moth’s continued presence in my life seemed to be a stroke of luck on their part, although I had to say that I did not exactly want them any more by that point


In 2000, DUNG was renamed into the more marketable BYOND. However, the original start page for DUNG has been preserved on [http://www.bikegods.org/8.19.00/dung.html an obscure page located on a cycling website]. One of the cyclists, aka BIKE GODS, featured on the site was one of the members of the Dantom team (I'll let you find out who).
when the moths were struck by fungal infection, most likely due to the much more open and unsanitary environment of the shed they set themselves up in, I did nothing for them, if they wanted to survive this year, the moths would have to figure it out themselves


== The BYOND Revolution - 2000 ==
the moths that died to the fungus seemed to leak and excrete a vile black substance from their guts that they did not normally leak or excrete, although I was not really very troubled by this as my objective at the time was to rid myself of the silk moth presence, and just like last time, I sure thought I did


Despite the name of this section, for the most part, BYOND was basically the same thing with a different coat of paint after being rebranded from DUNG, aside from the renamed tools and the endless cavalcade of BYOND/beyond puns that still goes on today. BYOND still billed itself as a powerful yet easy to use engine that was going to empower creators (which were often referred to as "wizards", old habits die hard) and revolutionize the Internet (I suppose it did, in its own way). DM was still called DM, though this time it meant "Dream Maker", and like today, it had single inheritance and the area-turf-object-mob system that mappers today know and love. Dream Seeker was a thing as well, although it was used both for hosting games and joining them, rather than having hosting handled by a different program (Dream Daemon) like today.
so early yesterday, in the middle of the day, this chilly day in the middle of the wet and maritime and chilly Oregon winter, and I went into the shed to get a shovel, the same shed that the silk moths made their home, and I went into the shed and saw a brown silk moth flapping its tiny wings against its obese little moth body, I was shooken by its presence, beyond discountenance, genuinely knocked for six by its continued existence in the castle that I hold lordship in


* https://web.archive.org/web/20000815223551/http://www.byond.com/
you wanna know what I did? I got a fan and put it in the shed, and I got a jug of bleach and a jug of ammonia, and I mixed the two jugs together and shut the door to the shed
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010406114618fw_/http://www.byond.com/start/byondhub.html
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010217111050/http://byond.com/code/ref/index.html


BYOND also still sold itself as a step up from the older multiplayer dungeons, offering many improvements that were revolutionary at the time but are today quite commonplace, across games in general and in SS13 in particular, such as embedding icons in text and using hyperlinks (modern GUIs). This time though it also its emphasized its compatibility with older MUDs, noting its ability to interface through telnet for telnet-based MUDs (something which it can still do today).
so if tetrazeta or tiramisu or Mark or any of the other people read these pages of mine, now you know what happened to the silk moths, because I gassed them, ok? I gassed the moths, like I should have done the first time I wanted them gone


Many of the first BYOND games were card basically online versions of simple tabletop games, e.g. card games, word games, and board games, often with copyright-friendly names of varying cleverness, e.g. [http://www.byond.com/games/AirMapster/Una Una] vs Uno. There was an occasional role-playing, usually inspired by some kind of popular anime, which in 2000s was ''Dragon Ball Z''. Several have been lost to time and copyright hunters, but some still miraculously remain viewable on BYOND. Among them are [http://www.byond.com/games/Gughunter/DrummondCribbage Drummond Cribbage], [http://www.byond.com/games/Gazoot/XOFiveinarow XO], [http://www.byond.com/games/Gazoot/QuickStep QuickStep], and [http://www.byond.com/games/Zilal/Lexiconomy Lexiconomy], which are also some of the oldest games still on BYOND's Hub. There are also still a few titles from [http://www.byond.com/members/Dan Dan] himself, including [http://www.byond.com/games/Dan/GoldenStool Golden Stool] and [http://www.byond.com/games/Dan/NightMud NightMud], which hearken back to the ''Night Soil: the quest for the golden stool'' RPG from DUNG.
I mean, brown silk moths, really, silk moths aren’t brown, they haven’t had any kind of color pigmentation for thousands of years


''Afternote - It is unknown if Tom (the other DUNG creator) never created any titles of his own or if he did and they were merely lost to time.''
even if this was some kind of genuine biological breakthrough that I literally shut the door to, I’m not interested in it, the moths are gone from my life, and this story is over now
 
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010405080145fw_/http://www.byond.com/hub/hub.cgi?qd=gameIndex
* https://web.archive.org/web/19981206111656/http://www.dantom.com/dung/demos.html
 
Just as it is today, and ever shall be, BYOND was free, but unlike today, rather than premium memberships with perks, BYOND used a variety of methods for funding. There was pedestrian fare, such as selling physical books about BYOND and DM and getting money from ads, and BYOND also proposed potentially offering game CDs and even commercially releasing games. Most curiously, BYOND also experimented with a currency called "BYONDimes", which a good analogue would be Steam Wallet funds.
 
''Afternote - It is unknown if there were actually any BYOND CDs or games released commercially.''
 
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010618125503/http://www.byond.com/products/
 
People could buy BYONDimes via credit card or check at a rate of 1 BYONDime per 10¢ USD. They could then use the BYONDimes to purchase game content, with extra levels being BYOND's go-to example when explaining the system, and the money would go towards their creators. On the code end, buying content through BYONDimes was done through a simple inbuilt <code> PayDimes()</code> procedure. BYONDimes could also pay for various hosting plans from BYOND, which had names like "The Launch Pad" and "The Moon", on a X BYONDimes per day basis.
 
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010412174601fw_/http://www.byond.com/products/host/details.html
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010406112706fw_/http://www.byond.com/products/BYONDimes.html
 
In addition to selling content, people could also receive BYONDimes through BYOND's developer referral program. If someone introduced another person to BYOND through a personalized link, and if that person bought a hosting plan or the DM physical guide book (which in BYOND's eyes meant BYOND was gaining a developer), that someone who shared the link would get a 10% cut of the proceeds as BYONDimes, with dividends being handled out on a monthly basis.
 
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010410013132fw_/http://www.byond.com/products/referrals.html
 
BYOND made its money through transaction fees incurred when people redeemed their BYONDimes for cash. If someone wanted to exchange their collected BYONDimes, BYOND would take 50 BYONDimes and 10% of the amount as a transaction fee and mail the remaining amount as a check. BYOND essentially acted as a retailer for wholesale content creators, handling the legal and security matters of credit cards for them, though BYOND did offer to assist high-volume sellers in becoming full-fledged credit card merchants. In some ways, it's similar to BYOND acting as a game development kit and networking platform for game developers.
 
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010410015127fw_/http://www.byond.com/products/shopintro.html
 
== Genesis - 2003 ==
 
Space Station 13 is a free-to-play open source game played on BYOND. BYOND has been home to a whole great varied sort of games over its decades of history, but Space Station 13 has weathered the tests of time and stood above every one of them by all regards.
 
While all sorts of games such as ''Cow RP'' or the countless ''Naruto'' and ''Dragon Ball Z'' spinoff games have long since died out today in the 2020s, Space Station 13 has actually grown and evolved since its inception, recently with all sorts of influential public figures on the internet bringing attention to it and BYOND as a whole. But how did we get here, of all places?
 
It all began on the cold Wisconsin day of February 16th, 2003...
 
== The Archaic Era - 2003/2007 ==
 
The original version of Space Station 13 was created by one man and him alone, '''Exadv1''' (pronounced Exa-div One), and posted onto the BYOND website. Chances are if you found your way to this article, you've heard the story about how the game started out as a gas simulator. Unlike many of the things that people say about the early history of Space Station 13, this one is actually true, the game really was originally designed to be an atmospherics simulator for a college project, to contribute to his engineering degrees.
 
While Exadv1 himself cites a lot of things as as "huge influences" on the game, the two works that directly caused him to make it in the first place involved increasingly advanced computer simulation technologies being developed at the time. One was [https://tomforsyth1000.github.io/papers/cellular_automata_for_physical_modelling.html an article in ''Game Programming Gems 3''] that outlined a basic framework for using cellular automata to simulate air physics, and the other being a BYOND game called [https://secure.byond.com/developer/Gughunter/SpaceTug2001 ''Space Tug''], an ''Alien'' homage game notable for its exaggerated hull breach physics. Together, both of these works is what directly inspired Exadv1 to implement his own vision of simulation.
 
''Afternote - Imagine walking by an airlock and getting instantly sucked out into space in less than a second because someone hacked an airlock wrong. That's basically what Space Tug was like.''
 
In fact, some of the game's central mechanics were added simply to make the air simulation more interesting. Plasma, every security officer's worst nightmare and every griefer's favorite gift, was added because Exadv1 wanted an easily flammable gas that was visible in air and thus more pleasing to work with. Even the setting serves second fiddle to the atmospherics. Initially, the game was set on the surface of an Earth-like planet, but was moved to outer space as an excuse to include vacuum physics.
 
After a few months of this, including a week for the atmospherics code, SS13 was released in BYOND on February 16, 2003. The [[https://wiki.ss13.co/Old_Storyline|original lore]], in all its flowchart glory, was posted some months later.
 
''Afternote - Does it surprise anyone that about 2/3rds of the original lore was retconned by pretty much every SS13 server out there?''

Latest revision as of 18:32, 18 January 2022

when I lock eyes and look into the soul of a silk moth what do I see? a bundle of multicellular life? the kaleidoscope reflection of the retina? nothing? the DVD screensaver logo bouncing around? the genuine peak of evolution of the Bombyx Mori?

i had silk moths once, you know? i have no idea what kind of genetic mutations I’ve been unknowingly instilling and engineering inside of my silk moths

remember that guy who said that all my silk moths were a bunch of genetic dead ends? that was only the first month I had the moths, I don’t think he’ll be saying the same thing if he ever finds out about this

the first winter I had them I left the window open on a cold night and all the moths froze to death

dead silk moths are really fat, especially considering how many of them I had, I filled half the trash bag with moth corpses before I was done

you think the moths are done with me? I thought so too but I was wrong, man I was wrong, this first winter was not the end, it was not even the beginning of the end, it was only the end of the beginning

when I threw the moth corpses out, the eggs must have been in hibernation, I think the eggs used the moth corpses themselves as insulation, a couple months later in the spring some of the silk worms made their way into my shed with the mulberry saplings and sure enough they grew up to become silk moths

a surprise, to be sure, I almost thought I was rid of them, this genetic line of silk moths had grown themselves so fat that their organs literally didn’t fit inside their body, they looked like Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s heart during his standard medical checkup at the Coolidge Naval Hospital on April 1945

needless to say, the moth’s continued presence in my life seemed to be a stroke of luck on their part, although I had to say that I did not exactly want them any more by that point

when the moths were struck by fungal infection, most likely due to the much more open and unsanitary environment of the shed they set themselves up in, I did nothing for them, if they wanted to survive this year, the moths would have to figure it out themselves

the moths that died to the fungus seemed to leak and excrete a vile black substance from their guts that they did not normally leak or excrete, although I was not really very troubled by this as my objective at the time was to rid myself of the silk moth presence, and just like last time, I sure thought I did

so early yesterday, in the middle of the day, this chilly day in the middle of the wet and maritime and chilly Oregon winter, and I went into the shed to get a shovel, the same shed that the silk moths made their home, and I went into the shed and saw a brown silk moth flapping its tiny wings against its obese little moth body, I was shooken by its presence, beyond discountenance, genuinely knocked for six by its continued existence in the castle that I hold lordship in

you wanna know what I did? I got a fan and put it in the shed, and I got a jug of bleach and a jug of ammonia, and I mixed the two jugs together and shut the door to the shed

so if tetrazeta or tiramisu or Mark or any of the other people read these pages of mine, now you know what happened to the silk moths, because I gassed them, ok? I gassed the moths, like I should have done the first time I wanted them gone

I mean, brown silk moths, really, silk moths aren’t brown, they haven’t had any kind of color pigmentation for thousands of years

even if this was some kind of genuine biological breakthrough that I literally shut the door to, I’m not interested in it, the moths are gone from my life, and this story is over now