User:Meem/why valorium sucks

I've come to make an announcement: Valorium's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He lorema'd on my fucking lore. That's right. He took his tiny fuckin' inked quill out and he lorema'd on my FUCKING lore, and he said his lore was THIS DEEP, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my shiptest.net. Valorium, you got a small quill. It's the size of this Kobold except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my quill looks like. That's right, baby. Bright red, no strays, no ruffles, look at that, it looks like it came straight off a phoenix. He lorema'd my lore, so guess what, I'm gonna Wiki the lore. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PROGRESS REPORT! Except I'm not gonna Wiki the lore. I'm gonna go higher. I'm Wikiing on the WEBSITEEE! How do you like that, MARK? I LOREMA'D ON THE WEBSITE, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the naked lizards hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I put you on the Website too!